November 14th, 2007
This is what he’ll always be to me.
To everyone who is asking why I would post this. ^
This was the day of my birthday
I really hope you mean just the day and not the year because if you were born in 2007 I don’t know why you’re on tumblr
YES THE DAY OH GOD NO IM 16
Okay good. Just making sure.
"C-Calum" you moaned as he trusted into your lower region. He smirked at you and that was just enough to make you die inside. "G-Give me some of that Asian dick" you moaned, and in that moment everything stopped. Calum froze as his eyes turned from his usual brown color to a bright shade of red….
this is art
so remember how yesterday i accidently mentioned the hummus fic to my friend from my dorm and she read it
so now i’ve just come back to my room
hm what is this
why is there a gift bag on my bed
what is this inside
wait there’s something else????
iS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS
yes i think we might need jesus
guess what it is
Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women
Raise your hand if you’ve joined a fandom because you saw it on Tumblr.
Raise your hand if you’ve completely avoided things because of the fandom you saw on tumblr
Raise your hand if you know enough about a fandom to be in it because of tumblr, but haven’t actually watched the show/read the book/etc.
DEAR TROYLER FANDOM,
PLEASE HAND US SOME OF YOUR GAY,
WE ARE IN NEED.
Dear Troyler Fandom,
Thank You Very Much,
I Can See That One Of You Very Generously Handed Us Some Gay.
We All Deeply Appreciate This, And Hope We Can Do Something For You In Return,
Sincerely, The Phandom
What is this, a Panic! At The Disco song?